tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31674902359357096712011-10-30T13:18:20.028ZMember of the No Bills club since 2008cribbinsmcgibbonsnoreply@blogger.comBlogger501100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167490235935709671.post-47631608840574124742009-12-21T13:12:00.002Z2009-12-21T13:16:54.818Z

Click the image because Blogspot is stupid. Thanks to the Beeb forexplaining Roberto Mancini's preferred tactical schemes in a manner that makes sense.

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Stats of the Week No. 1: Aston Villa have missed 4 of their 7 penalties this season.Stats of the Week No. 2: Since Stephen Hunt’s goal for Hull on the opening day of the season, Chelsea have scored 26 goals at home without reply.Stats of the Week No. 3: Before this season, Jody Craddock had scored 3 goals in 140 Premier League appearances. This season he's got 3 in 8 games.Stats of the Week No.

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Stan Collymore this week wrote an article in The Mirror proclaiming that in order “to compete with La Liga and Serie A” the Premier League should scrap relegation and replace the league’s small clubs with ‘big clubs’ such as Newcastle and Leeds. This, he says, would guarantee that “huge derbies” such as Newcastle v Sunderland and Leeds v ?someone? would occur each year to the eternal delight of

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Over the last few weeks we have seen a gentle bursting of the Wayne Rooney hype bubble, whose blistering form during the first month of the season drew claims that he was ‘stepping out of Ronaldo’s shadow’ or ‘taking up the mantle of Ronaldo,’ that he had finally been set free of Ronaldo’s stifling influence. In reality we have seen this sort of form from Rooney plenty of times before, both with

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The talk of the week has been focused on Rafael Benitez and Liverpool’s struggles, but I think it’s time to reflect on last weekend’s results in the Premier League and hail the newfound depth in England's top flight. Let’s not forget that not only did Sunderland fully deserve their victory over Liverpool, but so did Aston Villa against Chelsea and underdogs Wigan backed up their impressive win

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75. At 10:04am on 21 Oct 2009, RandomMemorableName wrote: You lot are pathetic. The fact that your so eager to pounce on (a rare) run of poor form says it all. This constant tirade aimed at Rafa and his 'failings' in the transfer market are ridiculous. You cannot judge a player singularly in this situation, you have to assess the bigger picture. The fact that every player signed and sold by Rafa

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1. When I was in my early twenties on a trip to East Africa, I saw a gazelle giving birth. It was truly amazing. Within minutes, the baby was standing up—standing up on its own. A few more minutes, and it was walking. And before I knew it it was running alongside its mother, moving away with the herd. Humans aren't like that, Sir Blavalon. We may come from the same island, but we're pretty much

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On 15th October in 1946 Hermann Goering poisoned himself the night before his execution. That was a genuine tragedy as justice could not be served upon one of history’s most evil men. But like the two sides of justice – right and wrong – football is a game of two halves. And it is in that spirit my father, a real football man, always said to me "you can never write off the Germans."Indeed,

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Yes, Phillip in Peterborough, I'm sure all he ever dreamed of was his novel about a repressive totaliatarian regime coming true. He would, without doubt, be absolutely delighted by such a turn of events.Anyway, let's look at some more of the insightful and entirely original comments made by our good friends, the pseudo-intellectuals of Have Your Say. They are all extremely well-read people,

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13th September, 1967Good day fair maidens. It has been some time since my last letter. I have been thinking of you all this time, fear not. Every day I wrote this letter in my head to you, my dearest wives, while I was locked away in the wizard Fnar'jnir's dungeon. Every day I looked into the eyes of my evil captor and gazed upon my own reflection, dreaming of being with you(se). The only

blogvertherbertnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167490235935709671.post-85599382696859241062009-07-29T17:49:00.003Z2009-07-29T17:50:15.616Z

Revolutionary

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No wonder she's so incomprehensible on MOTD, if this is how she views the world

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Kaka, or Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite to his friends at the Glorious Madrid, has signed for our beloved benefactors. In a recent interview, heroic Kaka declared he was delighted with his dream move to his boyhood club."I say it for the last time I do [...] want to leave MIlan.[...] To the millions of Milan supporters, I have made my choice"Dearest Kaka, we wish you all the best in your new

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The Isle of Wizards has taken a terrifying turn. I want to leave. I can't sleep at night. Please please help me.I fear for my safety.

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When I woke up this evening, I hurriedly reached for my laptop and connected to the internet as quickly as I could, for it was Thursday morning, my favourite of all the afternoons of the week. Why Thursday, I hear you ask? Well, I am quite offended to say the least, as any loyal reader of thegamesweep and Football Fan should know that Thursday marks the weekly issuing of Lawro's fabled

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16:48: "I'm sitting in my hermit's cave here in the Penines doing my tax return when my mate who works in the Body Shop next door to Anfield rings me. He says he's just served James "Ian" Jim "Rush" Jamie Redknapp's son, who says his dad's just signed for the Reds! YNWA!"Barack, Penines, via text on 811111643: "I'm sitting in the chippie in Carrington and who walks in but Hunter Herst "The Rock"

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Everton 1-1 ArsenalArsenal were at their imperious best once again, channeling the combined spirits of Pelé and Duncan Ferguson with this delightful passing move to create Van Persie's stunning equaliser. I believe there were actually around fourteen thousand passes involved in this incredible passage of play, but I ran out of space on my diagram so I've only included the final sixteen.Chelsea 2

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andycarroll2007, 5 StarsBruce! changed my life. His beautiful descriptions of the things he saw lying on the street on the way home from Fratton Park one day had me in floods of tears. Never has such glorious prose been penned as that of Bruce!monfilsmonfils, 5 StarsEvery new page was sheer delight to me, as Blutes manages to evoke the full gamut of emotions, often within a single sentence, or

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hai ladies im writin this on my iphone so 4give the bad spelin. im putin the latest chapters of my book up here so u can read them and get an idea of how it will be a besteseller Day 3, 4th CycleSo to-day I went on a date with the King of the Wizards and his daughter. They took me to the rotating restaurant and I chose the soup, which was an error because the rotation of the restaurant created a

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Treat the ball as a friend

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cribbinsmcgibbonsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167490235935709671.post-20852601335918247462009-01-21T00:48:00.004Z2009-01-23T23:30:07.736Z

skills tbh

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New Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Raheem Morris insists that there has been no contact with Manchester City over receiver Antonio Bryant, and that he is unwilling to let him go (ESPN)Rafael Benitez is being lined up as the new offensive co-ordinator for Real Madrid, who are offering a double-your-money deal to the maverick Spaniard (Crooks)Chengdu Blades are offering Hearts a

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blogvert says: I just don't know where the goals are coming from.

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Once they came to you, in their shrovesWhy they stopped, nobody knowsTheir chief departed, their King dethronedNever forgotten, but now aloneYour trust was broken by hate and spiteYour one chance taken, for not being whiteI yearn for you to rise againLest you suffer forever, this torment and pain

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Salisu haro Katsina,nigeriaPremire is not d best bcos dat top 4 clubs dominate d league. But laliga is not dominated by any top 4 teams.Go laliga!!brian malaga, briansthis is a disgrace la liga is best league inn world! it has best players, betst coach, best pitch best refreeingbest women. not like in england where the womens do not wash their things and the league has bad players like manu bayo,

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January 41st, before I came to the Island.today i was on the train to see the king and ask him for his hand in marriage when a man sat down next to me. he was in a suit and he was reading the times sport section, as you do. after a while he got a text on his blackberry and the text just said"my trains half empty!"I was a bit puzzled as i didn't really understand the point of the text. the

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Day 1:"If the afterlife is anything like Playstation HomeI want to go to hell"- Jonathan

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Terrible news for all fans of football, life, and the Beloved Reds; heroic wonder magician Gerralt has been falsely imprisoned for a crime he did not commit. Wild reports from news sources claim he was arrested for assualt in a bar, but clearly this is some hate-crime perpetrated by the scoundrel Frank Lampard. Undeniably what has happened is an outrageous affront to the character of the Prince

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Squadilla!

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i've moved the webcam so that you can see my incredible chest better. i'll read to you from my diary while you watch it moving up and down as i breathe in and out. here is the entry i wrote on my first day on wizard's island.Upon my arrival, I visited the apothecary for some herb or mushroom that would give me relief from my constant erections. The apothecarist rummaged in her drawers and found a

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Television advert displays website urlWebsite is a youtube video of advert???Profitwww.flirtal.com

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jamiluwaya@yahoo.com kano nouthern nigerial sporting stevin garrardtemidayo lagos,nigeriagerrard is an inspirational captain, and certainly the best inthe worldMohammed Mukhtar Ibadan, NigeriaGerrard remain my motivation whenever i see him play. He plays the game with his head, mind and heart. He is focused, determine and has the nous to become the best player in the world. You are highly love.

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blogvertherbets's predictionsBlackburn 2-2 StokeBolton 2-0 PortsmouthFulham 2-2 MiddlesbroughHull 3-0 SunderlandWest Ham 2-1 Aston VillaArsenal 1-1 LiverpoolNewcastle 1-1 TottenhamWest Brom 2-3 Man CityEverton 1-3 ChelseaActual predictionsBlackburn 2-0 StokeBolton 1-1 PortsmouthFulham 2-1 MiddlesbroughHull 2-0 SunderlandWest Ham 2-2 Aston VillaArsenal 1-1 LiverpoolNewcastle 2-0 TottenhamWest Brom

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Free Radical has been shut down! Shut its doors! Finished, closed, the end, goodbye lovers. Insider source DJH will provide us with information sometime in the future. Most importantly, does this mean no sequel to game of the century and tgw favourite HAKE? Now we will never find out what happened to Sargeant Hoze and his army of clones or whatever the game was about. This is devestating news,

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What an exciting day! EA have just sent us an email outlining what you can expect to expect when they announce that they're announcing The Sims 3 expansion pack El Voyage into Space on February 15th, the day before the day they announce they're launching The Sims 3 across the world by way of AOL-disc-through-the-letterbox. Here's the email in full:~~~~~~~~~~~~~Dearest BrothersWe at EA are

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Welcome to the first week of Lawro’s Predictions Predictions, where I will attempt to predict the predictions that Lawro predicts in his weekly predictions.Blackburn v StokeIt was always going to be tough for Paul Ince to move from League 2 to the Premier League. Blackburn lost a few key players and his team have struggled badly. I think he needed to be given more time to stamp his personality on

blogvertherbertnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167490235935709671.post-61211661828700571242008-12-18T00:58:00.001Z2008-12-18T00:59:14.004Z

She demands a sacrifice and in turn she will protect you. The sacrifice will be YOUR SOUL

gerridhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03899015370261289076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167490235935709671.post-55236517891217452462008-12-15T20:46:00.014Z2008-12-15T21:36:36.806Z

Hello Minters! It's me your best friend Jeff Minter here again to squirt my ideas into your love hole.It's been a busy year for me and you might have missed all the Minter gossip because you don't read the papers or watch the news or have the internet and because you live in a cave. I live in a cave. It's filled with pictures of the lovely man from the BT adverts. I cut his head out and put it on

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hello, im typing this on my island that is near the wizard's sea. above is my webcam which i have set to update every fifteen minutes. i can sense the wizard's eyes on my slender body now which means i must be brief and tell you only the most important moments from my life on the island, in hope that one day my recordings may be found and a record will survive of what happened here.

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Don't cry for me Keith Andrews

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When I was at Tottenham I caught Steve Archibald looking at my bellend in the shower so I stabbed him in the eye with my pen like this. Don't fuck with me, Pallister, I've seen you looking. This is just a warning, next time you'll be out one eye.I used to go to a little restaurant in Stoke called Armando's, usually after a match with my good friend Dennis Smith. One night, having beaten West Ham

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"I've got a plan""?""GO!""but""GO!""You'll never catch him!""Who are you?""I don't know""We're going to kill you""You can't, I feel nothing""Don't we all?""You'll never catch him!""I've been looking for you""where are we?""I've been looking for you""how did I get here""something is going to happen""who are you"*cryptic dialogue*"nooooooo""I've been looking for you""whats wrong?""i wont tell you""

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Good day chums, what's the good word? Whilst sneakily flicking between my work and this delightful christmas gift whenever I hear footsteps behind me, I discovered that Google has released it's end of year search-stats breakdown, the pointlessly-named Zeitgeist.Zeitgeist, as I'm sure you're all aware, is the German word for Google, as well as being a 4th Century Princess of Estonia. Having been

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