Tales From The Bed Of Scott Bakula: Volume 12

13th September, 1967

Good day fair maidens. It has been some time since my last letter. I have been thinking of you all this time, fear not. Every day I wrote this letter in my head to you, my dearest wives, while I was locked away in the wizard Fnar'jnir's dungeon. Every day I looked into the eyes of my evil captor and gazed upon my own reflection, dreaming of being with you(se). The only thing that kept me going was seeing that sight day after day, that hairy chest and manly jaw, the jaw of Scott Bakula.

I write to you now though with those wretched days behind me, free at last or at least free from the cellars of discontent. While I remain stranded on this northern island, I hold hope that one day I shall find my escape and see you (all) once again.

I am on a trek to the furthest reaches of the island, to a place known as Gle'nary, where I seek a man named i'An Og. It is said by the inhabitants of the western caves that he holds many secrets and I hope to find him well and in good spirits.

I am short on parchment so for now, wish me well.
S.

Football Revolution

Revolutionary

A Window Into The Mind Of Oatcakes

No wonder she's so incomprehensible on MOTD, if this is how she views the world

El Kaka Es Boke

Kaka, or Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite to his friends at the Glorious Madrid, has signed for our beloved benefactors. In a recent interview, heroic Kaka declared he was delighted with his dream move to his boyhood club.


"I say it for the last time I do [...] want to leave MIlan.[...] To the millions of Milan supporters, I have made my choice"



Dearest Kaka, we wish you all the best in your new home, and sincerely hope that someone does not break both of your legs

Tales From The Bed Of Scott Bakula: Volume %POINTS%

The Isle of Wizards has taken a terrifying turn. I want to leave. 

I can't sleep at night. Please please help me.

I fear for my safety.

Paul Dot Com

Wisdom of Lawro

When I woke up this evening, I hurriedly reached for my laptop and connected to the internet as quickly as I could, for it was Thursday morning, my favourite of all the afternoons of the week. Why Thursday, I hear you ask? Well, I am quite offended to say the least, as any loyal reader of thegamesweep and Football Fan should know that Thursday marks the weekly issuing of Lawro's fabled Predictions.

After a stonking four correct results last week, Lawro has set out to once again provide us with pearls of wisdom and football knowledge that only an ex-international like himself can offer and, as usual, he has succeeded.





Thank you Lawro. Thank you.
Where would we be without Lawro? The answer to this question is something I would never like to contemplate.