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New Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Raheem Morris insists that there has been no contact with Manchester City over receiver Antonio Bryant, and that he is unwilling to let him go (ESPN)

Rafael Benitez is being lined up as the new offensive co-ordinator for Real Madrid, who are offering a double-your-money deal to the maverick Spaniard (Crooks)

Chengdu Blades are offering Hearts a take-it-or-leave-it £4m deal for french hitman Christian Nadé, who is reportedly interested in a switch to Rugby League (Chengdu.com)

Gordon B Rown has met with German Chancellor Angela Merk-El concerning the proposed transfer of Hamburg midfielder Nigel De Jong to Manchester City (Home Office)

Hull City manager Phillip B Rown has insisted that he doesn't know how he'll cope with the impact of Zola (Hull Times)

Liverpool Overlord Rafael Benitez has hit out at Jose Mourinho after the Inter Coach claimed that Beloved Gerralt is the world's greatest person. Benitez warned Mourinho off his Wondermaker, insisting that he was not for sale and that Mourinho's mind games would not work (Liverpool Echo)

Lafferty praises Smith's half-time team talk. Kyle Lafferty revealed that Rangers manager Walter Smith's half-time words, "Disappointed", pushed the team to victory over Hearts on Sunday (Sports Interactive.net)